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I'd Rather Be Naked Socks

We were all born naked, and some of us are dying to get back to that blissful state. Whether you want to free the nipple or let it all hang out, show your love of nudity by wearing these socks that say “I'D RATHER BE NAKED” and let everyone know you won't be oppressed by fabric — socks are OK, though. Fits U.S. women's shoe sizes 6 to 11 and men's shoe sizes 7 to 13. 65% cotton, 32% nylon, 3% spandex. Made in the USA.

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