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What do you say when the contents of a 6 a.m. meeting could have been said in a single-sentence e-mail? “THIS MEETING IS BULLSHIT” is certainly a start. Fits men's shoe sizes 7 to 12, or for smaller feet check out our This Meeting is Bullshit...
$13.00
While most people are sitting around watching TV, some of us are "Busy making a fucking difference." We're talking about parents, neighbors, teachers, doctors, protesters, firefighters and maybe even a politician or two! Thanks for everything you do to make this world a better place....
$11.00
Badgers are generally known as the badboys of the animal kingdom, and honey badgers are the baddest little badgers of them all. These extremely scientifically accurate honey badger socks feature a badass badger bothering some bees while flipping the bird. Fits men's shoe sizes 8...
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Your life might be a three-ring shit show, but it's YOUR three-ring shit show and nobody could juggle it all quite like you! So cartwheel into these socks and pop up the big tent because the shit show must go on! Blue Q men's crew...
$10.00
Some of us give one fox, two fox, red fox or blue fox. Let them know you don't give a single flying fox in a pair of these men's "Zero Fox Given" socks. Fits men's shoe sizes 8 to 13. 70% cotton, 27% nylon, 3%...
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If both your head and your socks are over it, you know it's worth kicking to the curb. These socks read, "My head says 'who cares' and my socks are like 'yeah fuck it'" for those those times when you just couldn't care less. Men's crew...
$11.00
Few things in life are as good as tacos. Except for maybe dinosaurs, but we don't exactly see a Stegosaurus standing on every corner. But, imagine a world in which dinosaurs and tacos had genetically merged together producing a super taco of dino-sized-proportions. These creatures...
$10.00
There are educated donkeys, and then there are smart asses. These funny donkey socks are for the latter. Wear a pair of men's socks with donkeys wearing glasses and graduation caps and show off your sock smarts. Fits men's shoe sizes 8 to 13. 63%...
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Don't let the world or the people in it push you around or bring you down. These men's crew socks serve as a reminder: “Take no shit. Give no fucks." Fits men's shoe sizes 7 to 12, or for smaller feet check out Take No...
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Telling the truth is great, but not everyone has the talent and creativity to just make shit up. These silly men's crew socks say, "Not gonna lie, I just make shit up." Fits men's shoe sizes 7-12. 54% combed cotton, 43% nylon, 3% spandex. Made...
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Ever have a problem you wish you could solve with an axe? Every lumberjack has to deal with a lot of bullshit (and occasionally some bear shit) out in the woods. Luckily, he has a motto that makes it all better: “Fuck this shit.” Fits...
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Step aside lame dads, because cool dad is coming through! Were you always known as the kid with the coolest dad? Maybe your dad was down to be the dungeon master of your D&D sessions, umpire a neighborhood kickball game or just be the adult...
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The kids can roll their eyes and groan all they like, but every dad knows that their bad puns and goofy jokes are secretly appreciated by the whole family. These socks say “Ain't no bad joke like a dad joke.” Fits men's shoe sizes 7...
$10.00
Our love for these socks is like diarrhea: we just can't hold it in! If you're feeling shitty, wipe away your crappy day with these men's socks featuring a delightful dookie. Fits men's shoe sizes 8 to 13. 70% cotton, 27% nylon, 2% spandex. Made...
$10.00
Get frisky this Christmas with a pair of humping reindeer socks! The noble beasts on these reindeer fair isle socks have broken out of their usual holding pattern and found true love under the falling snow. Buy these humping reindeer socks for men who have...
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Riding astride a fearsome dinosaur beneath a swirling, stormy sky — brandishing a sword, you shout your battle cry: “I got this!” These men's crew socks fit men's shoe sizes 7-12. 50% combed cotton, 47% nylon, 3% spandex. Made in China. PLEASE NOTE: Blue Q makes socks...
$11.00
It's hard to choose the cutest part of a Welsh corgi. Is it the floofy ears? The fuzzy tummy? The happy grinning face? Nah, forget all that — it's the butt! ModSock is back with a men's version of our bestselling Corgi Butt Strut socks....
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We all have schedules and things to do, but sometimes a little procrastination is necessary. These men's crew socks proclaim, “I am going to get shit done. Later.” Fits men's shoe sizes 7 to 12, or if you need something smaller we also have Get...
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Another day, another asshole. Sucky people really are everywhere, which makes it even more important for you to take a stand, fight the good fight, and promise never to become an asshole — for the good of humanity! Fits men's shoe sizes 8 to 13,...
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Carpe diem means “seize the day” in Latin, because sometimes the only way to get through a day is to seize the fuck out of it! These men's crew socks fit men's shoe sizes 7-12, and we also offer Carpe The Fuck Out Of This...
$11.00
When you want to get happy just think about Bob Ross, rocking that epic halo of hair and painting his heart out every day on PBS. Pretty soon you will be as cheerful as one of the happy little trees Bob brought to life on...
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Play us a tune, you're the piano cat! Well we're all in the mood for a caterwaul, and you've got us feelin' alright! These funny men's socks feature a black cat playing the piano. Fits men's shoe sizes 8 to 13, but we also offer...
$11.00
Bob Ross was able to turn accidents into art. On his famous PBS show "The Joy of Painting," Bob liked to remind his viewers that what might seem like a mistake could end up being the best part of a painting. We just call that...
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Sometimes nothing in life matters except the big game, a cold beer in your hand and your feet kicked up on the coffee table... in a great pair of socks! Go for it. Fits men's shoe sizes 7-12. 57% combed cotton, 40% nylon, 3% spandex....
$10.00
Even the best scientists would be nowhere without their lab assistants. The yellow Labradors on these funny science Lab socks are dressed in safety goggles and lab coats. They will perform most tasks with a smile, just please don't ask them to perform a CAT...
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Were you born an asshole, or is this a recent development? Some people are destined to be jerks, and it's great for the rest of us when they advertise that fact by wearing a pair of these socks that say “Natural Born Asshole.” Men's crew...
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You'll never hit the green without your lucky golf socks again. These men's crew socks feature encouraging advice like “Swing Your Thing” and “It's All Mental.” Fits men's shoe sizes 7-12. 57% combed cotton, 40% nylon, 3% spandex. Made in China.PLEASE NOTE: Blue Q makes...
$11.00
This skateboarding banana in shades is always hangin' with a cool bunch. Some might say he's gone bad, but you know the truth: skateboarding is not a crime! Fits men's shoe sizes 8 to 13. 58% cotton, 40% polyester, 2% spandex. Made in Korea. Also...
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Ironically, the traditional “worst gift ever” might just be the best gift ever, if their recipient happens to be a fan of socks. Unless these socks are trying to say that the worst gift ever is a single sock without its mate – now that's...
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Gentlemen, place your bets: Unicorn or Narwhal? One is mythical, magical, and land-bound; while the other is factual, also probably magical, and thoroughly seaworthy. Who will be victorious? You will, when you wear these crew socks! Fits men's shoe sizes 8 to 13. 53% cotton,...
When we say funny men's socks, we aren't talking about how they smell! These socks with puns, jokes, visual humor and silly stuff on them are made for men who love to laugh.
Are you the funniest guy you know? Class clowns and comedians love crazy socks. Or maybe you are a quiet guy with a great sense of humor that not everyone gets to see. These funny men's socks let your personality shine through by adding a little flair to your footwear.
If you are a grumpy guy who knows how to laugh at himself, socks with honey badgers flipping the bird show you just don't care. Let the sarcasm flow through you in a pair of funny swear word socks for men like the ones that say "Ringmaster of the Shitshow." Or go for the visual pun with Zero Fox Given socks that replace the word you were expecting with an innocent picture of a fox!
Sometimes the unexpected can be super funny. Socks with Bob Ross painting happy little trees are so random that they will get a laugh out of even the most serious public television viewers.
Find these funny men's socks and many more right here!
