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What do you say when the contents of a 6 a.m. meeting could have been said in a single-sentence e-mail? “THIS MEETING IS BULLSHIT” is certainly a start. Fits men's shoe sizes 7 to 12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex. Made in China. PLEASE...
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Badgers are generally known as the badboys of the animal kingdom, and honey badgers are the baddest little badgers of them all. These extremely scientifically accurate honey badger socks feature a badass badger bothering some bees while flipping the bird. Fits men's shoe sizes 8...
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While most people are sitting around watching TV, some of us are "Busy making a fucking difference." We're talking about parents, neighbors, teachers, doctors, protesters, firefighters and maybe even a politician or two! Thanks for everything you do to make this world a better place....
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Some of us give one fox, two fox, red fox or blue fox. Let them know you don't give a single flying fox in a pair of these men's "Zero Fox Given" socks. Fits men's shoe sizes 8 to 13. 70% cotton, 27% nylon, 3%...
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It's only natural to love the great outdoors: wide open spaces, flora, fauna, and endless adventure! Let these outdoorsy men's socks remind you of the call of the wild, and step outside with "I fucking love it out here" socks for men. Fits men's shoe...
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Few things in life are as good as tacos. Except for maybe dinosaurs, but we don't exactly see a Stegosaurus standing on every corner. But, imagine a world in which dinosaurs and tacos had genetically merged together producing a super taco of dino-sized-proportions. These creatures...
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Your life might be a three-ring shit show, but it's YOUR three-ring shit show and nobody could juggle it all quite like you! So cartwheel into these socks and pop up the big tent because the shit show must go on! Blue Q men's crew...
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If both your head and your socks are over it, you know it's worth kicking to the curb. These socks read, "My head says 'who cares' and my socks are like 'yeah fuck it'" for those those times when you just couldn't care less. Men's crew...
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Don't let the world or the people in it push you around or bring you down. These men's crew socks serve as a reminder: “Take no shit. Give no fucks." 58% combed cotton, 40% nylon, 2% spandex. Made in China. PLEASE NOTE: Blue Q makes...
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Our love for these socks is like diarrhea: we just can't hold it in! If you're feeling shitty, wipe away your crappy day with these men's socks featuring a delightful dookie. Fits men's shoe sizes 8 to 13. 70% cotton, 27% nylon, 2% spandex. Made...
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The kids can roll their eyes and groan all they like, but every dad knows that their bad puns and goofy jokes are secretly appreciated by the whole family. These socks say “Ain't no bad joke like a dad joke.” Fits men's shoe sizes 7...
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Ever have a problem you wish you could solve with an axe? Every lumberjack has to deal with a lot of bullshit (and occasionally some bear shit) out in the woods. Luckily, he has a motto that makes it all better: “Fuck this shit.” Fits...
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Telling the truth is great, but not everyone has the talent and creativity to just make shit up. These silly men's crew socks say, "Not gonna lie, I just make shit up." Fits men's shoe sizes 7-12. 54% combed cotton, 43% nylon, 3% spandex. Made...
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Riding astride a fearsome dinosaur beneath a swirling, stormy sky — brandishing a sword, you shout your battle cry: “I got this!” These men's crew socks fit men's shoe sizes 7-12. 50% combed cotton, 47% nylon, 3% spandex. Made in China. PLEASE NOTE: Blue Q makes socks...
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Another day, another asshole. Sucky people really are everywhere, which makes it even more important for you to take a stand, fight the good fight, and promise never to become an asshole — for the good of humanity! Fits men's shoe sizes 8 to 13....
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Play us a tune, you're the piano cat! Play us a song tonight. Well we're all in the mood for a caterwaul, and you've got us feelin' alright. Fits men's shoe sizes 8 to 13. 65% cotton, 24% nylon, 8% polyester, 3% spandex. Designed at...
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We all have schedules and things to do, but sometimes a little procrastination is necessary. These men's crew socks proclaim, “I am going to get shit done. Later.” Fits men's shoe sizes 7-12. 56% combed cotton, 41% nylon, 3% spandex. Made in China.PLEASE NOTE: Blue...
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Ironically, the traditional “worst gift ever” might just be the best gift ever, if their recipient happens to be a fan of socks. Unless these socks are trying to say that the worst gift ever is a single sock without its mate – now that's...
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Gentlemen, place your bets: Unicorn or Narwhal? One is mythical, magical, and land-bound; while the other is factual, also probably magical, and thoroughly seaworthy. Who will be victorious? You will, when you wear these crew socks! Fits men's shoe sizes 8 to 13. 53% cotton,...
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This skateboarding banana in shades is always hangin' with a cool bunch. Some might say he's gone bad, but you know the truth: skateboarding is not a crime! Fits men's shoe sizes 8 to 13. 58% cotton, 40% polyester, 2% spandex. Made in Korea.
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When life plants weeds in your path, mow those suckers down! You'll slay all day with a pair of these "Killin' it" socks for men. Fits men's shoe sizes 7 to 12. 53% combed cotton, 45% nylon and 2% spandex. Made in China. PLEASE NOTE:...
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Get frisky this Christmas with a pair of humping reindeer socks! The noble beasts on these reindeer fair isle socks have broken out of their usual holding pattern and found true love under the falling snow. Buy these humping reindeer socks for men who have...
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It's not easy being this cheesy. On a scale from a single shake of canned Parmesan to a cauldron of bubbling fondue, these socks fall roughly in the territory of triple-cheese pizza. Fits men's shoe sizes 8 to 13. 57% cotton, 41% polyester, 2% spandex....
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Were you born an asshole, or is this a recent development? Some people are destined to be jerks, and it's great for the rest of us when they advertise that fact by wearing a pair of these socks that say “Natural Born Asshole.” Men's crew...
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Does an unsolved Rubik's cube drive you a little bit crazy? Put on these Rubik's cube socks for men and wear your frustration on your feet. Fits men's shoe sizes 8 to 13. 70% cotton, 27% nylon, and 3% spandex. Made in Korea.
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Carpe diem means “seize the day” in Latin, because sometimes the only way to get through a day is to seize the fuck out of it! These men's crew socks fit men's shoe sizes 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 3% spandex. Made in China....
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Strap on your hazmat suit and Geiger counter, and get ready to face the most contaminated environment the world has ever known: the insides of your shoes. Fits men's shoe sizes 8 to 13. 70% cotton, 27% nylon, 3% spandex. Made in Korea.
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Catfight! Put up your paws, pull down your mask, and jump into the ring with los gatos libres, the wildest pack of wrestling cats in the world. Men will love the fierce felines on these luchador cat socks. Men's crew socks fit men's shoe sizes...
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Coffee without caffeine? What's the point? These socks feature a smiling skeleton hefting a hot mug of coffee. Men's coffee socks say you're addicted to caffeine for life - and possibly even the afterlife. Fits men's shoe sizes 8 to 13. 70% cotton, 27% nylon,...
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Have you ever met a jackalope? He's part hippity hoppity hare, part prize buck, and 100% fake. For those who don't know, jackalopes are rabbits with antlers made possible through the wonders of taxidermy. They can be found across the American Southwest in curiosity shops,...
When we say funny men's socks, we aren't talking about how they smell! These socks with puns, jokes, visual humor and silly stuff on them are made for men who love to laugh.
Are you the funniest guy you know? Class clowns and comedians love crazy socks. Or maybe you are a quiet guy with a great sense of humor that not everyone gets to see. These funny men's socks let your personality shine through by adding a little flair to your footwear.
If you are a grumpy guy who knows how to laugh at himself, socks with honey badgers flipping the bird show you just don't care. Let the sarcasm flow through you in a pair of funny swear word socks for men like the ones that say "Ringmaster of the Shitshow." Or go for the visual pun with Zero Fox Given socks that replace the word you were expecting with an innocent picture of a fox!
Sometimes the unexpected can be super funny. Socks with Bob Ross painting happy little trees are so random that they will get a laugh out of even the most serious public television viewers.
Find these funny men's socks and many more right here!
