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Blue Q

I Never Fart Women's Socks

  • Crew length
  • U.S. shoe size: women’s 5–10, up to men's 8
  • 58% combed cotton, 40% nylon and 2% spandex
  • Made in China
  • Blue Q gives 1% of the sale of these socks to support the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders

Plenty of people believe that girls don't fart. Keep the illusion alive in these funny women's socks that say "I never fart." Along with their sassy saying, they show cute dandelion flowers and seeds blowing in the wind. . . yeah, the -wind-.

PLEASE NOTE: Blue Q makes socks with funny sayings on the right side of each sock. Both socks are the same, which means the words will end up on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left leg. It’s all right — literally.

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