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You Can't Get COVID-19 From Farts (I Think) Socks

We are pretty sure you can't spread coronavirus with your farts, since pants are sort of like a face mask for your butthole. Or maybe masks are just pants for your face?? Wear a pair of these funny socks that say “You Can't Get COVID-19 From Farts (I Think)” and let everyone know that while you might not have all the answers, you aren't just farting around! These unisex socks fit women's shoe sizes 6 to 11 and men's shoe sizes 7 to 13. 65% cotton, 32% nylon, 3% spandex. Made in the USA.

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