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Gumball Poodle

You Can't Get COVID-19 From Farts (I Think) Socks

  • Crew length
  • U.S. shoe size: one size fits women’s 6 up to men's 13
  • Unisex packaging
  • Cushioned foot
  • 65% cotton, 32% nylon, 3% spandex
  • Made in the USA

We are pretty sure you can't spread coronavirus with your farts, since pants are sort of like a face mask for your butthole. Or maybe masks are just pants for your face?? Wear a pair of these funny socks that say “You Can't Get COVID-19 From Farts (I Think)” and let everyone know that while you might not have all the answers, you aren't just farting around!

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