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Gumball Poodle

In Dog Beers I've Only Had One Socks

  • Crew length
  • U.S. shoe size: one size fits women’s 6 up to men's 13
  • Unisex packaging
  • Cushioned foot
  • 65% cotton, 32% nylon, 3% spandex
  • Made in the USA

Sometimes after a night out drinking, you need a little creative math to justify your debauchery. A dog year is seven human years, so even if you are totally wasted you can always point to these socks that say “IN DOG BEERS I'VE ONLY HAD ONE.” Let's see, the 6-pack you brought plus the one IPA you took out of the fridge? In dog beers, that = one!

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