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Gumball Poodle

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Socks

  • Crew length
  • U.S. shoe size: one size fits women’s 6 up to men's 13
  • Unisex packaging
  • Cushioned foot
  • 65% cotton, 32% nylon, 3% spandex
  • Made in the USA

For those days when you're on hour 18 of a migraine headache or slamming ibuprofen to try to soothe your monster menstrual cramps, lighten the mood a little with these “EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING” socks. Laughter is supposed to be the best medicine, so let yourself laugh about the pain of life with a pair of funny socks, and maybe some of that agony will start to fade.

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