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Blue Q

Alarm Clock You're A Little Bitch Women's Socks

  • Crew length
  • U.S. shoe size: women’s 5–10, up to men's 8
  • 50% combed cotton, 47% nylon and 3% spandex
  • Made in China
  • Blue Q gives 1% of the sale of these socks to support the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders

The alarm clock rings, and I'm supposed to drop everything and never know how this crazy dream ends? Screw that! These funny women's socks have the words "ALARM, YOU'RE A LITTLE BITCH" written on a window with the sun rising behind. They are covered in little alarm clocks, perfect for those people who like to hit the snooze button once or twice (okay, maybe three times) every morning. Make the morning your bitch in these funny socks that are definitely NOT for a morning person.

PLEASE NOTE: Blue Q makes socks with funny sayings on the right side of each sock. Both socks are the same, which means the words will end up on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left leg. It’s all right — literally.

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