$13.00
What do you say when the contents of a 6 a.m. meeting could have been said in a single-sentence e-mail? “THIS MEETING IS BULLSHIT” is certainly a start. Fits men's shoe sizes 7 to 12, or for smaller feet check out our This Meeting is Bullshit...
$13.00
While most people are sitting around watching TV, some of us are "Busy making a fucking difference." We're talking about parents, neighbors, teachers, doctors, protesters, firefighters and maybe even a politician or two! Thanks for everything you do to make this world a better place....
$11.00
Badgers are generally known as the badboys of the animal kingdom, and honey badgers are the baddest little badgers of them all. These extremely scientifically accurate honey badger socks feature a badass badger bothering some bees while flipping the bird. Fits men's shoe sizes 8...
$13.00
Your life might be a three-ring shit show, but it's YOUR three-ring shit show and nobody could juggle it all quite like you! So cartwheel into these socks and pop up the big tent because the shit show must go on! Blue Q men's crew...
$10.00
Some of us give one fox, two fox, red fox or blue fox. Let them know you don't give a single flying fox in a pair of these men's "Zero Fox Given" socks. Fits men's shoe sizes 8 to 13. 70% cotton, 27% nylon, 3%...
$13.00
It's only natural to love the great outdoors: wide open spaces, flora, fauna, and endless adventure! Let these outdoorsy men's socks remind you of the call of the wild, and step outside with "I fucking love it out here" socks for men. Fits men's shoe...
$13.00
If both your head and your socks are over it, you know it's worth kicking to the curb. These socks read, "My head says 'who cares' and my socks are like 'yeah fuck it'" for those those times when you just couldn't care less. Men's crew...
$13.00
Don't let the world or the people in it push you around or bring you down. These men's crew socks serve as a reminder: “Take no shit. Give no fucks." Fits men's shoe sizes 7 to 12, or fot smaller feet check out Take No...
$13.00
Telling the truth is great, but not everyone has the talent and creativity to just make shit up. These silly men's crew socks say, "Not gonna lie, I just make shit up." Fits men's shoe sizes 7-12. 54% combed cotton, 43% nylon, 3% spandex. Made...
$13.00
Ever have a problem you wish you could solve with an axe? Every lumberjack has to deal with a lot of bullshit (and occasionally some bear shit) out in the woods. Luckily, he has a motto that makes it all better: “Fuck this shit.” Fits...
$13.00
We all have schedules and things to do, but sometimes a little procrastination is necessary. These men's crew socks proclaim, “I am going to get shit done. Later.” Fits men's shoe sizes 7 to 12, or if you need something smaller we also have Get...
$13.00
Another day, another asshole. Sucky people really are everywhere, which makes it even more important for you to take a stand, fight the good fight, and promise never to become an asshole — for the good of humanity! Fits men's shoe sizes 8 to 13,...
$13.00
Carpe diem means “seize the day” in Latin, because sometimes the only way to get through a day is to seize the fuck out of it! These men's crew socks fit men's shoe sizes 7-12, and we also offer Carpe The Fuck Out Of This...
$13.00
Were you born an asshole, or is this a recent development? Some people are destined to be jerks, and it's great for the rest of us when they advertise that fact by wearing a pair of these socks that say “Natural Born Asshole.” Men's crew...
$11.00
You rock, and you know it. Let the world know it too, in these socks that will proclaim your bad-assitude to everyone lucky enough to be walking behind you. Fits men's shoe sizes 8 to 13. Fiber content: 62% cotton, 36% polyester, 2% spandex. Made...
$13.00
When you are gaming, everything else comes second. Any and all interruptions should be met with the message, “Fuck off, I'm gaming.” Wear a pair of these funny gamer socks for men and let everyone know that when you are gaming, there is no way...
$16.00
Wear a pair of these socks with Divine's face and the words "EAT SHIT" with your favorite cha-cha heels! Iconic drag queen and performer Divine finally has her own fantastically filthy, terrifically trashy socks. Known for her performances in John Waters' cult classics Pink Flamingos, Female...
$13.00
These sassy swear word socks say “FUCK” on one side and “YOU” on the other in repeating rainbow font, with added smiley faces on every line. In classic athletic sock style with blue and purple stripes on a white background, FUCK YOU socks are great...
$13.00
If you encounter someone who gets on your nerves, kindly inform them that they are not to talk to you OR your dog ever again. These funny socks say “MY DOG AND I TALK SHIT ABOUT YOU.” Wear a pair of funny dog socks and...
$13.00
Life's a bitch and sometimes you have to be one, too! Harness your inner bitch with a pair of these cool black and white athletic socks that say “BITCH.” Don't let anyone tell you you have to be nice all the time — let these...
These socks with swear words on them may not be safe for work, but they certainly are a safe bet to get a laugh.
For difficult days, everyone needs a pair of socks that says, “Fuck this shit.” Or for times of celebration, there's nothing like a fun pair of swear socks that says “Super fucking awesome.” Need a great gift for a cat birthday party? Socks that say “My cat is cool as fuck,” are perfect for the proud cat lady in your life. Get a pair right meow!
Curse word socks make every day a little more fun and silly. During your next boring meeting, pull on a pair of swear word socks for men that say, “This meeting is bullshit.”
Did anyone ever tell you you'd be more attractive if you didn't have such a potty mouth? Fuck that! Women's swear word socks that say, “I'm a delicate fucking flower” are the perfect antidote to patronizing advice. And when you wear a pair of socks that says “Bitches get stuff done,” or "Motherfucking girl power," there is nothing you can't accomplish.
Curse word socks are awesome, but for those times you'd rather keep things PG, our “Dang it all to heck” and “Zero Fox Given” socks have all the fun of our dirty word socks, while keeping things clean.
Whichever sweary pair of socks you choose, remember: dirty socks are gross, but socks with dirty sayings on them are funny, fierce and totally fucking awesome!
