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Blue Q

Natural Born Asshole Men's Crew Socks

  • Crew length
  • U.S. shoe size: men's 7–12, women's 10+
  • 54% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 3% spandex
  • Made in China
  • Blue Q gives 1% of the sale of these socks to support the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders

Were you born an asshole, or is this a recent development? Some people are destined to be jerks, and it's great for the rest of us when they advertise that fact by wearing a pair of these socks that say “Natural Born Asshole.”

PLEASE NOTE: Blue Q makes socks with funny sayings on the right side of each sock. Both socks are the same, which means the words will end up on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left leg. It’s all right — literally.

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