Blue Q

Assholes Everywhere Men's Crew Socks

Another day, another asshole. Sucky people really are everywhere, which makes it even more important for you to take a stand, fight the good fight, and promise never to become an asshole — for the good of humanity! Fits men's shoe sizes 8 to 13, or for smaller feet check out Assholes Everywhere socks for women. 54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex. Made in China.

PLEASE NOTE: Blue Q makes socks with funny sayings on the right side of each sock. Both socks are the same, which means the words will end up on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left leg. It’s all right — literally.

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