June 11, 2018
It's that time of the year once again. The flowers are blooming, the sun is shining, and people are buying gifts for two awesome groups of people that just happen to rhyme: dads and/or grads. Shout it from the rooftops, chant it in the streets: DADS AND GRADS! DADS AND GRADS! DADS AND GRADS! Ok, that was annoying. How lazy can you get, advertisers?
We tried to think of some alternatives to this worn-out rhyme. It wasn't easy, and the results are pretty grim. Fathers and Former Students? Papas and Postgraduates? Dudes with Descendants and Diploma-Holders? Paternal Figures and People Finally Done With School (Unless, of course, they are going to college, or grad school, or vocational training, or maybe they aren't really sure yet, and they'd appreciate it if you'd stop asking them what they are going to do with their lives every ten minutes)?
Maybe Dads and Grads isn't so bad after all.
For a great Father's Day gift, these socks pair nicely with a bottle of your dad's favorite libation.
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You may groan and roll your eyes, but deep down you appreciate all of your dad's terrible jokes. Get him these socks that say "Ain't No Bad Joke Like a Dad Joke" and give him permission to let the puns fly.
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Tell him you want to follow in his footsteps with a pair of Sasquatch Loves Beer Men's Crew Socks.
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Send your papa on a space walk with a pair of these planet socks for men.
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Darn Tough socks are made in America with a lifetime guarantee – any dad can appreciate that.
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These bookish knee socks make a great graduation gift for a gal who loves to read. Also available in Black.
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Marine bio majors will make waves wearing these awesome women's squid socks with their caps and gowns. Also available in women's knee high and men's crew.
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Give them a pat on the back for finally passing precalculus with a pair of Relatively Cool Men's Crew Socks.
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These socks will give young people something to smile about as they enter the workforce: I Love My Job... Haha Just Kidding.
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The sky is the limit with these Constellation Men's Crew Socks that will inspire your graduate to reach for the stars.
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Blue Q Carpe the Fuck Out of This Diem Socks: Because now that school is over, it's time to seize the fuck out of each new day without homework!
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